I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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