Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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