The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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