Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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