absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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