Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I am one with the molecules
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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