I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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