What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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