thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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