does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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