writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Randomize
