? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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