I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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