Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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