Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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