i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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