Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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