I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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