"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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