I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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