i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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