Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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