whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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