U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
