Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
