So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm too high and old for this...
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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