Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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