i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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