I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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