Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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