i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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