its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
false alarm. still invincible.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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