Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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