i just wanna soil my oats bro
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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