so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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