Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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