Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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