She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
