How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
