All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Boobs speak an international language.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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