What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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