Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
they're like a gay fantastic four
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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