She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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