Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just high enough for therapy.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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