Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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