So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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