Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I don't think brook has ever known best
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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