Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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