My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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