i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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