Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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