I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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