We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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