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Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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